Rasslin' - you bet they're Rasslin'

Dick Clark - sounds like he's got a new Tune - that old partisan shuffle.

What was his job in the White House?

This article says cyber-security advisor to the White House.

In this one, he's the White House counterterrorism coordinator - and he refuses the CIA's plan to go after Osama Bin Laden in 1998.

In this one, cyber-security czar.

In this one, he's a security consultant who has advised the federal government.

Here's his Bio

Now this article is kinda good: a quote

"Mr Clarke became one of the first US officials to initiate military action against al-Qaeda when, long before 11 September 2001, he argued for cruise-missile strikes against a target in Sudan.

Later reports suggested that the bombed target - premises apparently being used by Osama Bin Laden to produce chemical weapons - was, in fact, a medicine factory.

Faulty intelligence was blamed."

awwww - you can't blame stuff like that on bad intelligence!!!

Here's his Biggie Title - National Coordinator for Security, Infrastructure Protection, and Counterterrorism, National Security Council

We need to reduce the size of government titles as well as government!

Read this from The Register from a year ago - they don't think much of Clarke in Merry Old England, now do they?

The Hulk wouldn't have put up with this stuff, Brother!

Miss You, Brock!

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Whew

Go out of town, get wrapped up in Wrestlemania and what happens?

The crazies blow up Spain (and look, I am not a conspiracy theorist, but anything that happens 911 days after 911 and on 311 which is 2 and 1/2 years after 911 and we don't blame it on the Al-Queda crazies is nuts), Dubya and John F'n start cutting promos on each other like it's going out of style soon and suddenly, an alleged serious journalist calls them Mrs and Mrs Rosie O'Donnell. Sheese! Wish I was deploying to the 'Stan like Sgt Hook.

No. Too old (been out nearly 25 years). I'm old enough to Mall-Walk on occasion and was doing so this morning after a Men's Breakfast at Church and heard the Marines (we have a Marine Recruiting Station in our Mall) doing their morning exercises. I was thinking: Kevin Nash would have pulled a Quad just thinking about it.

Let's face it. The Al-Queda crazies did Madrid. Because Spain stood up against them. So United Kingdom, Australia, Japan - and the other countries who support the war on Terror - don't let down now.

And France, you bunch of chicken sons of you know whats, better look out too - since you banned the Muslim headware for the little kids, you're a target too. Let's see: England, Turkey, Aussies, Japan, France... where would my vote lie? Ah shoot, I don't get one.

Bush's theme on Kerry ("Wrong on Taxes, Wrong on Defense" is great. Have you heard the ads? Go to GeorgewBush.com and check 'em out. They are good. I like his announcer - I am calmed by him. But Kerry? Johnkerry.com wants The President to debate every month. We all know "Mr. War Hero who spit on all veterans" has nothing to do. Maybe going back to Washington and doing your job for part of the Year, John F'n!

Important stuff
They tell me Brock Lesnar AND Goldberg are stopping Wrestling after Wrestlemania! I hope it's a work, because I love both of them. And if the unthinkable happens - would it be OK if Stone Cold could stiunner John F'n - about 10 times?

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Dubya finally cuts a promo on John F'n Kerry

Finally! Isn't it about time Dubya went up against Kerry? I mean, if the Hulkster had kept quiet this long, Macho Man Randy Savage would have had his belt, his ripped shirt and those teeny-tiny little yellar panties Hogan favored.

But like Hogan, Bush is talking to Mean Gene. Listen to this:
"I know exactly where I want to lead this country; I know what we need to do to make the world more free and more peaceful. I know what we need to do to make sure every person has a chance at realizing the American dream. I know what we need to do to continue economic growth so people can find work, to raise the standards at schools so children can learn, to fulfill the promise to America's seniors. Americans are hard working, decent, generous people. I'm optimistic about America because I believe in the people of America. " -

The Prez knows my friends. He's already led us to the right place. Better go right here right now and put in a couple bucks, just in case the heels get froggy.

Speaking of froggy, I saw that John Kerry is on Friendster.com, so I sent a message to him. I want to see if it is really him (there's pic of him on a boat - I'm thinking it isn't..) and if it is, what will I get from him, spam-wise. Maybe Kerry's looking for more friends - he's gonna need 'em in November.

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Wrestlemania?
Wrestlemania is in a couple weeks, or so VKM and the execs over at Titan think. No, the real Wrestlemania starts tomorrow. John F'n Kerry, the most liberal senator in congress, becomes the defactor democratic nominee tonight. And tomorrow, it becomes John F'n Kerry Vs Dubya, in a cage match to a fall or submission. Falls count anywhere, my friends.

What does this mean to you and I? It means we conservatives will get meaner than Captain Ed. It means goofy pictures like this are gonna show up. Which I like.
It means Drudge is gonna dig up some dirt. Bloggers are gonna go after Kerry.

and me? Heck, I'm mostly interested to see if Hulk Hogan's gonna be at the Real Wrestlemania. And if Dubya will get off his backside, fire Dick Cheney and Hire Condie Rice. That woman NEEDS to be MY vice president bad! Otherwise, you get more of this. And it's boring, isn't it?

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