Saturday, March 13, 2004

Whew

Go out of town, get wrapped up in Wrestlemania and what happens?

The crazies blow up Spain (and look, I am not a conspiracy theorist, but anything that happens 911 days after 911 and on 311 which is 2 and 1/2 years after 911 and we don't blame it on the Al-Queda crazies is nuts), Dubya and John F'n start cutting promos on each other like it's going out of style soon and suddenly, an alleged serious journalist calls them Mrs and Mrs Rosie O'Donnell. Sheese! Wish I was deploying to the 'Stan like Sgt Hook.

No. Too old (been out nearly 25 years). I'm old enough to Mall-Walk on occasion and was doing so this morning after a Men's Breakfast at Church and heard the Marines (we have a Marine Recruiting Station in our Mall) doing their morning exercises. I was thinking: Kevin Nash would have pulled a Quad just thinking about it.

Let's face it. The Al-Queda crazies did Madrid. Because Spain stood up against them. So United Kingdom, Australia, Japan - and the other countries who support the war on Terror - don't let down now.

And France, you bunch of chicken sons of you know whats, better look out too - since you banned the Muslim headware for the little kids, you're a target too. Let's see: England, Turkey, Aussies, Japan, France... where would my vote lie? Ah shoot, I don't get one.

Bush's theme on Kerry ("Wrong on Taxes, Wrong on Defense" is great. Have you heard the ads? Go to GeorgewBush.com and check 'em out. They are good. I like his announcer - I am calmed by him. But Kerry? Johnkerry.com wants The President to debate every month. We all know "Mr. War Hero who spit on all veterans" has nothing to do. Maybe going back to Washington and doing your job for part of the Year, John F'n!

Important stuff
They tell me Brock Lesnar AND Goldberg are stopping Wrestling after Wrestlemania! I hope it's a work, because I love both of them. And if the unthinkable happens - would it be OK if Stone Cold could stiunner John F'n - about 10 times?

AWArulz


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