Is France even still there?

One little speech by President Bush reminding us that nearly every liberal democrat you can think of authorized the war we're in right now because they saw the same intelligence he did has galvanized the American Media. Yes, they now must report, at least hourly, that the president's support has fallen to 38%.

Yes, you can get that kind of response if you ask the questions the right way. Like The Galloping gourmet poll (I didn't even know Graham Kerr was a pollster!) that asked "If Bush was a sandwich, would he be Bologna, Ham or just cheesy?" And then, there's the Franco Harris Poll, which asked "Do you think the President committed a personal foul when he took us into Iraq or was it just an audible?" You have the Clinton News Network Poll. which asked, "Would you rather have negative stories about the war in iraq, or negative stories about the president having sex?" And then, there's the granddaddy of them all the Leslie Nielson Poll, which asks "Do you think the President picked a bad week to stop shooting heroin?"

Oh, on France...Only 284 cars were set on fire last night! Vive La France!