Saturday, January 24, 2004

Blog we must! Our friends at Notes from the legal Underground didn't appreciate my humor in saying Lawyers aren't funny last blog. They're just wildly amusing, says I.

On to more political things. John F'n Kerry and his gang of merry pranksters have seemingly just discovered that this presidency thing is NATIONAL! Wouldn't you think that they would already have a national organization at this point? I guess so. This article tells us Kerry only has 7 staffers in South Carolina, where the Primary is Feb 3, and this one tells us that the Kerry Campaign has "not had much of a formal organization in the state."

This leads me, old AWArulz, political pundit and semi-expert on all things that have tangentially wrestling connections to conclude that Kerry was ready to job in Iowa. He was planning on doing the job to Howard the Duck and going home. He wanted to prod Dubya, make a statement against Clark, who he seemingly doesn't like, get Teddy Kennedy to scream like a longshoreman and then head back to DC. Oops! He won. Better take the campaign national!

Speaking of my favorite Senator with an issue with intoxicants, didja hear him intro'ing John F'n at Kerry's "I win" party last week in Iowa? You thought Howie sounded out there? Listen as Rush plays it - click on the link. You compare it, if you dare, to Howard's little rant.

separated at birth? You be the judge. Then there's Vince McMahon. Now we're getting similar.

John F'n Kerry is starting to get slammed by his Dem buddies now, friends. Like a stable in wrestling, once one guy has the belt, or is even a top contender for it, the other heels really want it. It's his Senate voting record that's gonna get him. He voted to cut the CIA back in the 90s, but wondered why it wasn't there after 9/11. And he used to oppose the death penalty for terrorists, but now, he supports it. And he (horrors!) voted to end Public School Teacher's tenure a few years back. This article hits a lot of it.
Good work by the supposedly liberal NY Times.

Well, enough for now. Gotta get my bets down on the Royal Rumble. I pick Benoit, who wants HHH's belt so he moves to Raw. Here's a question: Pete bet on baseball, right? Do you think betting on a staged sporting event would qualify for being as stupid as Pete? My bet will be a plate of wings at some unnamed sports bar in Dallas. If you see me (big, red-haired, republican), say hi.

AWArulz

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